He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
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You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
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I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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