is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
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All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
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Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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