I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
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yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
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Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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