ugly people sure do ruin things
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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