i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
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he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
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We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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