We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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