I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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