I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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