my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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