it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
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Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
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Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk