If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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