his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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