ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
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