PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
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I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
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Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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