i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I could make wine with my vomit
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
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