You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
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No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
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Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
im on a boat
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