How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
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I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
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I won't apologize to a one balled man
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'