The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
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The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
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Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Boobs speak an international language.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
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