wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
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2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
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He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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