She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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