i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Couch. On fire.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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