i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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