just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
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I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
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I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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