you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life