Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night

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(443): View more from Maryland

party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there

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(646): View more from New York

I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback

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(732): View more from New Jersey

just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.

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(575): View more from New Mexico

So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.

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(909): View more from California

Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"

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(701): View more from North Dakota

I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.

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