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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?

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• (631): View more from New York

  there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"

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• (903): View more from Texas

  I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.

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