You can't motorboat a personality
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
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It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
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He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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