David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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