I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
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I have no recollection of sleep choking you
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
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Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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