It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
