he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
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you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
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At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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