we have officially lost it.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
3pm strippers are depressing
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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