You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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