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Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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