Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
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Oh Jesus.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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