I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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