Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Randomize
