mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
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halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
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You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
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