Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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