you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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