Pregnant stripper...not hot.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
Randomize
