all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
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He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
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He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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