I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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