Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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