I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
nutella sex= disaster
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
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Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
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I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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