Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
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of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
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I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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