they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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