I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
you will always have a special place in my vag
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
