The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
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in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
My liver is preforming stress tests.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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