Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
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We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
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We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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