it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
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