Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
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It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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