Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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