I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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