btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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