I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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