i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
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I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
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How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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